Saturday, February 21, 2009
Socks, 96
Some people strive for fame… doing just about anything to get it. Birthin eight babies in one shot or shooting someone’s wife so you can eventually becoming a porn star/high class stripper. Other people just fall into it by being a vagrant on the streets of Little Rock.
Socks became the first feline of Arkansans when Chelsea Clinton adopted her (first pussy position was already taken by someone else). Socks eventually came along to DC when Bill won the election in ’92.
After the eight year Clinton soap opera ended in 2000 she shacked up with Betty Currie. I’m sure it was some sort of parting gift for being unusually loyal to Billy and helping cover up the Lewinsky mess.
Socks became the first feline of Arkansans when Chelsea Clinton adopted her (first pussy position was already taken by someone else). Socks eventually came along to DC when Bill won the election in ’92.
After the eight year Clinton soap opera ended in 2000 she shacked up with Betty Currie. I’m sure it was some sort of parting gift for being unusually loyal to Billy and helping cover up the Lewinsky mess.
Socks was suffering from a case of cancer of the jaw and was euthanized.
1989/1990 - February 20, 2009
RIP
Photo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)
Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat), memory
Labels: 1989 Births, 2009 Deaths, animal, cancer
